2007-01-01 04:26:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha yesh u should!!
i prefer cheese abd oinion,
oh and take a psp or ds it could take a while if there was a massacre just happened
2007-01-01 04:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by elliott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have been good and have not sinned very badly (Stealing, killing etc.), you will get to the gates of heaven. Plus, how can you take a sandwich and a flask? You'll be dead on Earth!
There might be a queue but I'm not sure. I don't think anybody will ever know. Because you can't die and come back to tell the story.
Good comedy though!
2007-01-01 12:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Marbles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given you are a know-it-all, I suspect you know the answer! So, I won't bother with the serious stuff, 'cause I'll just be dissed (I think that's shorthand for disrespected, but what do I know? I'm just an old fashioned person who takes God and heaven for real, perhaps unlike you?).
Perhaps your question should have been, 'If I get to the gates of Hades, will there be a queue.....'
But then, you would need to know what Hades represents, and I doubt you're even remotely interested.
Whichever queue you find yourself in, don't worry about the sandwiches and the flask. They won't be necessary. God bless.
2007-01-01 13:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There will be a massive queue!
Hell is in fact, completely empty!
Everybody goes to heaven because God forgives ALL sinners.
I'd suggest a flask and a copy of War and Peace!
2007-01-01 12:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In this day and age of sin and greed, I can't imagine that there will be that many people going to heaven anyway, so if there are queues, i don't think they will be that long. As for a packed lunch, just take some (holy) bread and water.
2007-01-01 12:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Blake B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that it's like the Deli counter at Asda and you have to take a ticket, so if you get there early you will be done straight away. If you get there later then you will be queueing and you will need a cheese sandwich and maybe a raspberry pop-tart.
2007-01-01 12:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a queue, but don't bother with the sandwiches..... the gates of hell have a very quick administration process
2007-01-01 12:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If there is a queue, there will be a burger stand for us to help ourselves from while we wait to get in. It is heaven after all
2007-01-01 12:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by kif 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i would take sandwiches to last you a long time because you may be in the queue a long time.
2007-01-01 12:31:08 · answer #9 · answered by graeme 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With that kind of attitude it doesn't seem like you will get to the Gates of Heaven at all. However, I am not the one to judge you. You really think that a God that can listen to every prayer we have and remembers every prayer we have ever said. A God that knows how many specs of sand are on the beach and how many hairs are on our head, a God who knows and remembers every name of every person, a God like this can't judge everyone at once. You are CrAzY
2007-01-01 12:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Blaize Pennington 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think there would be a queue as queing is hell. And from what ive heard about heaven you definately would not need to take your own packed lunch
2007-01-01 12:28:38 · answer #11 · answered by Nutty Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋