*Two bored, male casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived...and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
*She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby...Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
*As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down...and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
*The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were watching."
****WHAT WOULD YOU DO?****
2007-01-01 04:11:50 · 7 answers · asked by tradeangel2000 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...... nice going there....... thanks for create this joke........ I think I will let her have the money.......
2007-01-01 04:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very smart blonde she is! Give her the money since the dealers weren't paying attention to the dice!
2007-01-01 04:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure. But that's a pretty smart blonde.
2007-01-01 04:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehhee! Smart blonde, huh!
2007-01-01 04:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now she's a smart blonde lol
2007-01-01 08:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally one smart blonde...lolz
2007-01-01 04:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get it on video
2007-01-01 04:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋