professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Don't wait up."
2007-01-01 03:59:28 · 29 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was AWESOME
100/100!!
Forget that! 110/100!
One of the best jokes i have heard in a while
2007-01-01 05:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad but true!
Actually a 54 year old and an 18 year old - that is pedophilia in action! Don't matter which one is which sex - still creepy to me!
2007-01-01 04:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-01-01 06:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right on. I like it. Course I am a woman. Don't know how the guys will like it but I think it's funny. Happy New Year.
2007-01-01 04:38:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 20:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-01-01 04:01:54 · answer #6 · answered by stifmeister 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-01-01 04:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Naughty but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-01 04:56:13 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehehe!!! Hilarious! Never heard it before! 14/10!!! nice one.
2007-01-01 04:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um, its kinda funny. but the punch line really didn't make me laugh out loud or want to share it with others
2007-01-01 04:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Mackenzie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋