Bill went to the local w h ore house one friday night. He walked up to the man at the front desk and asked "what can I get for 5 dollars?" The man replied "Go down the hall and ask for Beulah Mae, she will take care of you." So the man goes down the hall and says "beulah i gave the man 5 dollars, now take care of me." Beulah lays down on the bed throws her legs up and says "there you go bill, all you can eat" Well Bill gets started and all of a sudden he feels something in his mouth...he spits it out and its some bacon. bill doesn't pay it no attention and just goes about his business when suddenly he feels something else. He spits and now theres a piece of lettuce. Bill pays it no mind and continues what he started when he feels something else... he spits and this time it is a soupbean! That was the last straw he jumps and angrily asks "Beulah have you been sick?" Beulah laughs and replies "No but the guy before you was."
2007-01-01
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