After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a
photo of a man on her bedside table.
At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned
it, so why should he?
But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining the
photo is staring at him doing the deed.
It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery"
2007-01-01 03:35:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant!!!!!
2007-01-01 06:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by sqaoife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Funny! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-01 04:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-01-01 04:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by stifmeister 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastically funny!! 11/10 best i've heard in a while
2007-01-01 03:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!
thanx 4 that.
my first joke of 2007 and it made me giggle.
cheers!
and a happy New Year 2 U and Urs.
:)
2007-01-01 03:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 9 /10
2007-01-01 03:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by margaret 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was tops ,good 1 10/10
2007-01-01 05:53:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny 7/10, happy new year
2007-01-01 03:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by postypaul 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's not a hangover , it's more like a man-go-over ! haha
2007-01-01 05:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one is never sure where ones dick is going good one bill g 10/10
2007-01-01 04:09:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE HEARED THIS BEFORE AND IT'S A FAMOUS PANJABI JOKE.
ANY WAY THANK U VERY MUCH.YOU HAVE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007-01-01 03:45:25 · answer #11 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋