A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
2007-01-01 02:42:47 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a--hole!"
2007-01-01 02:43:17 · update #1
GREAT ONE.HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND MAY YOU GROW TO BE A MUCH MORE HUMEROUS PERSON,I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR JOKE'S AND RIDDELS.
I WILL BE BACK IN THE 1ST WEEK OF MARCH 2007.TILL THEN HONEY YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FOR ME.AND I WILL TRY AND BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
2007-01-01 03:06:12 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing, never heard that before. Te las part was a little etchy but it was good.
Ok the people , eople will think you are rasicst. SO try to change it alittle ok.
Cooll
2007-01-01 03:38:27 · answer #2 · answered by Screen Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, its not bad.....try this one:
There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
2007-01-01 03:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 6/10.
2007-01-01 03:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! Yup, that's us New Yorkers for ya. Anyone got a fork?
2007-01-01 03:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an old one
It used to be an Irishman that punctured himself
xx keep em coming
2007-01-01 02:45:41 · answer #6 · answered by xXx Orange Breezer xXx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny;
2007-01-01 03:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
midly funny 4/10
2007-01-01 02:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy New Year always laughing. We wont think you are racist so ignore the comment from screen name...Keep the jokes flowing....very funny.
2007-01-01 03:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-01 02:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋