There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in.
The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.''
The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.''
It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator.....'''
2007-01-01 02:34:37 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG vthanks for making my day1 i dont care what other people say I am LMAO! LO L LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
2007-01-01 02:53:41 · answer #1 · answered by One Bad Gato 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Thank you for always having something for us to laugh at every day. This one was funny AND surprisingly clean despite the content.
Keep 'em coming.
2007-01-01 10:39:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes very good,Happy New Year!!
2007-01-01 12:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by The Handsome Stranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-01-01 11:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Edith Piaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat wuz funny u tell really good jokez
2007-01-01 13:16:47 · answer #5 · answered by ghetto_haitian115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't had the patient 2 read it, but since evri 1 was saying it was funny, then i will say, FUNNY!
2007-01-01 11:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-01-01 11:47:57 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
Happy New Year!
2007-01-01 12:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny indeed 10/10
2007-01-01 10:37:31 · answer #9 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
never heard this one before - very good
2007-01-01 13:46:28 · answer #10 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋