Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
2007-01-01 01:45:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
King Missle is so cool.
2007-01-01 02:18:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I chose not to be contacted on my answer except by the asker. It is obvious that you know the answer if you have that much knowledge of the Word. Then why ask? Your statement here: "I am asking a simple question. How would we as the church be affected (including preachers and priests) if tithing were to be used to support the poor and needy - to feed the hungry, clothe the poor, save the unsaved and love the unloved." ... makes little sense. That is only a portion of how tithing and offerings are to be used. So, instead of trying to match wits... I suggest you go to www . believe the sign . com and begin your journey to true understanding. The words of a vindicated prophet far outweigh our own intellectual conception of the Word.
2016-03-29 03:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus was cool but never swam in the land,who is behind this composition keven federline?
2007-01-01 01:51:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lionel M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sell this to Trey Parker and Matt Stone IMMEDIATELY.
2007-01-01 01:48:24 · answer #4 · answered by angk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah man thats really cool!
2007-01-01 01:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't quit your day job , duuuuude.
2007-01-01 01:54:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. It has too many inaccuracies.
2007-01-01 01:48:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pilgrim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I don't think so
2007-01-01 02:25:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh................i dunno.....its kinda , well i dont think so
2007-01-01 01:51:52 · answer #9 · answered by implumbus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋