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if a blonde is having a bad day ? She has a tampon behind her ear and she spends hours looking for her pencil !!!!!

2007-01-01 00:18:11 · 14 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Stealing jokes now eh? From us blondes too! How very dare you!

2007-01-01 23:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said "this is the pyramid of 100 steps. if you
get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your life. but be warned, every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke, and if you laugh, you can never try again."

so the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs, so she could never try again.

the red head got to the 20th step and laughed, so she could never try again.

then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. then the guy who was going to tell the joke said "why did you laugh, i didnt tell the joke yet." then the blonde said "i know, i laughed because i just got the first joke!"

2007-01-01 08:56:56 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

Haha

2007-01-01 08:29:38 · answer #3 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0 0

Ha hah , is that where the saying , it puts lead in your pencil comes from , lol

2007-01-01 12:48:40 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

She's not that dumb. A pencil does wonders for your pelvic floor
(Ask a Woman)

2007-01-01 12:17:02 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

lol. The old 'dumb blonde' jokes. I'm a natural blonde, so I must be naturally daft. :)

2007-01-01 09:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0 0

Come on! Can you do better than that? Silly yes, funny? Chuckle!

2007-01-01 08:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by DB 5 · 0 0

LMAO!
but oi. . . im a blond! but seems as though you made me laugh il let you off ok! xx

2007-01-01 08:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by red devil 3 · 0 0

ahhh Shredder!!
you need to work on your jokes!!
but ive given you a thumbs up for trying ...
=)

2007-01-01 08:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0 0

thats is one of the oldest joke ever

2007-01-01 08:23:45 · answer #10 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0 0

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