2006-12-31 19:39:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
The war on Christmas is entirely a fiction created at Fox News. No one else is aware of it.
In the most liberal city in America, the entire city is filled with Christmas lights, decorations, trees, etc. You cant walk 10 feet without being reminded it's Xmas.
I guess o'reilly doesn't look out the window of his limousine as he is chauffeured through the city.
2006-12-31 21:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by bettysdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A WAR ON CHRISTMAS?
Dont tell Bush , he will claim that Santa has WMDs and that he intends to fly his sleigh laden with toys into a building.
Not only that he is conspiring with the Easter Bunny to attack Halloween.
he will then commit uS troops to the North pole to win the elves hearts and minds promising democracy, in the process destroying their entire infrastructure.
He will the instruct his troops to fight an increasing guerilla war against the reindeer who are holding out for Santa
When his situation is hopeless, he will keep committing more troops as the reindeers hold out . The mounting casualties and costs will be insignificant to him as he is intending to show his distant father how he can live vicariously through his distant fathers failures. One day daddy might actually give him the Christmas he never had as a child and always wanted.
He will the convince the public that the tooth fairy, jack frost and frosty the snowmen make up an axis of evil and should all be banned from participating in any religious or world based ceremony.
2006-12-31 19:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
It goes with the other liberal wars on,
christianity
the 2nd amendment
chidrens games,dodge ball,tag, ect
free speach "Happy Holidays"
business and industry ( tax'em out of existance)
2006-12-31 20:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
www.bloglines.com/blog/rickahyatt and scan down to read "The list" and you will see just how long ago this War On Christ as our moral basis has been. It's no joke, it's what they call in military terms, "PSYOPS." To destroy our moral base and the rest, what the Soviets call "Softening," everything you wanted to know from the Red Chinese General's book, "The Art of War."
2006-12-31 19:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Capitalism won
2006-12-31 19:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by John 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
its here and its real my friend...
that being siad i dont celebrate it BECUASE im a Christian.
why? to much other BS is all mixed in with it, wrong date..etc.
merry christmas if thats what you say :)
2006-12-31 19:43:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
IMPO,... the whole idea of there being a 'War-on-Christmas' is preposterous-!
2006-12-31 19:45:54 · answer #7 · answered by Realistic Viewpoint 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This country is becoming so "politically correct" that it is mind boggling that a few whiners can change the way of life for millions.
2006-12-31 19:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
I'm in favor of any war.
2006-12-31 19:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by doc_mogas 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Hunt it down and kill it!
2006-12-31 19:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by josh m 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋