I want to know how to talk dirty to my girlfriiend in bed and on the phone. Im kinda new at this thing and i dont wanna sound stupid because of a lack of dirty vocab. any ideas or techniques?
2006-12-31 17:44:56 · 13 answers · asked by confused_guy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Don't make it sound forced. It isn't about throwing in as many expletives as you can... if you don't know how to do it then I wouldn't try. It should come naturally or it's just ridiculous. Here's a tip... be romantic but describe how it feels for you when she does something or how you want to do stuff to her... throw in a naughty word now and then and that should be good.
2006-12-31 17:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by Principessa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know your girlfriend would even like you to talk dirty to her? I'd be careful if I were you. I think there is more of a chance that she'll be turned off by stupid things like that, than turned on.
2007-01-01 01:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by Liz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My advice, start playing with yourself at least 1/2 hour before the phone call. Before you're about to ***, stop...then begin again and stop...they call this edging. While you are masturbating and stopping before orgasm, remember what you're fantasizing about, imagine her doing all of those things and when the phone call time is at hand (no pun intended) start verbalizing to her what has been in your head (again, the pun thing) for the last 30 minutes. Let her hear you *** when you do and hopefully this will work.
Good luck!
2007-01-01 01:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Meg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start by gettin on the bed with her so shes comfortable and start talkin to her normal and turn it sexually...but dont act nervous..girls like to think the guy knows what hes doing!
hope it helps,
hannahmontana4ever
2007-01-01 01:49:51 · answer #4 · answered by hannahmontana4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're doing alright, you do not have to talk dirty to impress your gf sometimes it may looks cool to talk dirty, but most times you makes ppl around you uncomfortable, & you looks stupid
2007-01-01 01:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to talk dirty to your girlfriend?
2007-01-01 01:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by crazygranny72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be romantic...how do you know she wants dirty talk? n
2007-01-01 01:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine you are with her and describe. Get really INTO the fantasy.
2007-01-01 01:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Kitty W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why talk dirty, talk romantic pls
2007-01-01 01:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bah humbug.
2007-01-01 01:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋