2006-12-31 16:18:30 · 20 answers · asked by Poo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FSM Heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. How could you possibly NOT be happy?
2006-12-31 16:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by MacAulay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the way, the truth, and the life,
2007-01-01 00:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Tucson Atheist 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to find genuine happiness. Every other road is just one towards misery and fear. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only way to enlightenment.
Now where have a heard something like this before? *thinks back to commercials about local churches and their faiths*
2007-01-01 00:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ghost Wolf 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hell yeah. I ate that mofo for dinner tonight with a spicy arribiata sauce and I am TRULY happy. I got me some nice chianti, some good movies from netflix, and a pot full of more yummy spaghetti. What more can I ask for? Everything is right in my world.
2007-01-01 00:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! Every time I put on my buccaneer garb I can feel His Noodly Appendage, and long for the time that I will be able to spend eternity in the stripper factory listening to the sound of the beer volcano.
2007-01-01 00:30:40 · answer #5 · answered by Stewart H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all those who do not follow in the greatness of the flying spaghetti monster will be doomed to spinach hell!
2007-01-01 00:24:42 · answer #6 · answered by ur a Dee Dee Dee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's not enough pirates in the world, hence the increase in global warming. So YES, accept the Monster as Lord!!!
2007-01-01 00:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's as good an option as any of the others. Okay...I accept.
2007-01-01 00:23:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pasta experience leaves me inclined to say yes. He's got the balls for sure, but he's also kinda sauced.
2007-01-01 00:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
finally! someone else who knows the great truth!
2007-01-01 00:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by Queenie Peavey 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋