heres a joke my friend told me a few years ago...
Therse were 3 men who NEVER committed a sin EVER, and the priest at there chruch has sinned , its only natural! So the priest ordered the 3 men to commit a sin.
The first man stole some lingere for his wife.
The Second man killed a child.
The 2 men returned to the chruch feeling awful and guilty. The preist then said
" you may now drink form the holy water and be forgiven for you awful sins!!"
The men drank and walked out happy and refreshed.
The priest turned to the 3rd man and asked what he has down wiht a furrowed brow.
"oh...I pee'd in the holy water."
im not sure if i got all the wording right, but i thought it was a funny joke, what do you think?
2006-12-31 15:39:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well its not as bad as killing the child but its nasty cause the other men drunk it.Gross.....but classic......i love it
2006-12-31 15:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute one. 8/10.
2007-01-01 13:23:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww lmao. I will never drink holy water and will only drink bottled! lol.... cute joke!
2006-12-31 23:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by Dragonflygirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! 10/10
2007-01-01 00:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Diamante 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i feel srry for te guys who drank pee...
Happy New Year
2007-01-01 00:21:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad priest, bad 3rd guy!!!
2006-12-31 23:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
HAPPY FUNNY NEW YEAR
2006-12-31 23:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by LCee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're as comical as an Undertaker.
2006-12-31 23:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny, but....well does he have to kill the child?
2006-12-31 23:42:06 · answer #9 · answered by yelodaise 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha happy new year
2007-01-01 02:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋