do u know what happened? can u tell me plsz?
2006-12-31 15:28:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
According to the Daily News, Jack George III, a Prince, was headed up the hill, with a bucket to fetch some water, when he met a local girl, Jill Dawson. He talked with her for a few minutes, telling her that he was on his way up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She said she would go along, so they headed up the hill.
On the way, Jill asked Jack why he was wearing a golden Crown, with rubies and diamonds, and he said that he was a prince, here visiting his Uncle, the King. He said he didn’t have to carry water, only he wanted to try it, as he was bored. He said that normally the King has the local hunchback do the water carrying.
Jill, being a local peasant herself, thought Jack was very noble … and cute.
As they neared the top of the hill, Bill Jones, the local hunchback, jumped out from behind a tree, and caused Jack to lose his balance, and he went tumbling down the hill.
Jill, seeing Jack start to fall, tried to catch the Prince, and she too, fell. Luckily for the two, Jack only had some damage to his Crown, which was not a very expensive crown, anyway. Jack’s Uncle did not see any humor in the incident and had the hunchback duties of water carrying removed and he was banned from the country. The King then hired a man named Humpty Dumpty, a jolly old man, a good ole egg.
Jack says... HAPPY NEW YEAR...
2006-12-31 16:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Jack had fought, then he'd (in all probability) crumple, and harm his crown, and Jill might come tumbling after... besides, Jill does not be the 1st one to experience that a pal/significant different/significant different/relative/acquaintance's martial arts education might desire to propose that he/she might have the skill (and prepared) to overcome up any super undesirable wolf on sight. Jill needs to realize that the potential of Jack breaking his crown | crown (kroun) | n the right or maximum area of the pinnacle. isn't any giggling remember. And if Jack had broken each and all of the Humpty Dumptys, then each and all of the king's horses and each and all of the king's men might cart Jack off to detention center. So, Jack might desire to take heed to kokoro's advice. And interior the intervening time, mom Goose might desire to have a advantageous, long chat with Jill. Oh, and btw: This has have been given to be the wonderful question ever!
2016-12-15 12:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by mijarez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some marajuana,
Jack got high,
Unzipped his fly,
And Jill said I don't wanna.
Jack be nimble Jack be quick
Jill cut off Jacks little D1CK
2006-12-31 16:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
2006-12-31 15:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by 100%Lovable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water, jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after!
2006-12-31 15:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They went up to hill to get water in a pail but Jack fell down resulting in head trauma Jill tumbled down after him but Jill got butt trauma from mom for laughing at Jack
2006-12-31 15:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
2006-12-31 15:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by dawnsdad 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jack had a PPO insurance policy which snail mailed over some brown paper and vinegar to his government assisted apartment. Jill applied the brown paper to his forehead and sprayed it with the vinegar. Now Jack smells like a salad and attracts bees.
2006-12-31 15:34:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hmmmmm. jack and Jill, what a pair! Stupid Jill shoulda stayed in Wal-mart,and she would not have had a headache. Nor would Jack.
2006-12-31 15:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by Dragonflygirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JACK ,AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
THEY BOTH HAD A DOLLAR,AND A QUARTER.
JILL CAME DOWN WITH 2,AND A HALF ,
AND THEY DIDN'T GO UP FOR WATER.
SEEMS TO ME JILL WAS A HO,
AND JACK WAS HER JOHN !!!!!!!!
2006-12-31 15:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by PEACHES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋