A man with a dog auditions for a national talent show.
The producer asks, "What's your act?"
Guy says, "I have the one and only talking dog in the world."
Producer says, "This better be good."
Guy turns to the dog..."OK, Sparky, how would you describe sandpaper?"
Dog says, "Ruff."
Guy says, "Good boy, Sparky. Now what would you call the top part of a house?"
Sparky answers, "Rooff!"
Guy says, "Atta boy, Sparky. Now the hard one. Who was the best baseball player ever?"
Sparky says, "Ruuth!"
The producer finally had enough, "Get out and take that stupid dog with you!"
They leave. As they get to the guy's car, the dog looks at him and says, "You know, I would have said 'Barry Bonds,' but you threw my water bowl at me the last time I did."
2006-12-31 14:56:02 · 10 answers · asked by Yinzer Power 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, keep it as a classic with "DiMaggio"
2006-12-31 15:00:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 0⤋
You could be the next Spielberg. Keep trying.
2006-12-31 15:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by KU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dog can't pronounce ruth.
2006-12-31 14:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're as funny as Boris Karloff.
2006-12-31 14:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute never heard it
2006-12-31 14:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2006-12-31 14:59:45 · answer #6 · answered by judirose2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious
2006-12-31 18:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by CarlyLynne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..... nice going there....... thanks for create this joke.......
2006-12-31 18:23:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-31 16:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-12-31 15:13:26 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋