now im sure its not real but i nClerks 2 theres a kid thats a christian, his parents tell him about a liggle man named "pillow pants" that lives in his girlfriends.....cootch.....and if he sticks his....wang....in there pillowpants wil lbits it off.
now of course this made me laugh since the kid was obviously old enough to know otherwise...but his insitence that it was true made it really funny.
i was just wondering if anyone had heard other similar lies or .....strange crap....that youve heard parents tell their kids....or youve heard other people say to keep people rom doing things.
i look forward to your responses!
2006-12-31 14:31:02 · 12 answers · asked by johnny_zondo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
excuse all of the errors, currently playing eve-online.
2006-12-31 14:32:21 · update #1
My friends mom told him not to read Harry Potter books because its wichcraft, and you will go to hell. She was completely against Pokemon too because it involves magic.
2006-12-31 14:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I juss wanted to respond to one of your answers where you were trying to disprove God by pointing out that he does not exist, nor does a Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Your arguments are not very convincing when you use quotes from South Park to prove your points.
God does exist. & you need to get a life other than insulting Christians on Y!A.
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PS :: Are you a member of the United Athiest Alliance or do you take the Otters' side ??
2006-12-31 20:34:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you tell your son or daughter to do when they started dating ? " pillowpants " , evidently a code name for unsafe sex which includes , aids` , " countless VD diseases & abortion . Christians unlike you see no humor in these diseases or in the sins` of " adultery , " fornication " & their consequences !! If more parents gave examples of your " pillowpants " , we can only imagine what the decrease in these diseases would be !!
2006-12-31 15:00:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest thing I heard a Christian tell the kids are that atheist are people too.
2006-12-31 15:21:27 · answer #4 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard anything like this before. You need to realize that Christians try to protect their children from all and they use the word of God and His Laws to do this. So this view is new to me. I don't think so.
2006-12-31 14:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 07:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew one woman who wouldn't let her children watch any TV except for the CBN and had a bible verse posted on the tv that read thou shalt put no unclean thing in front of thine eyes, and she never told her kids that she loved them, it was always "Jesus and I love you"
2006-12-31 15:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in God but I have to say that Christians(most of them) believe in STUPID things, they are afarid to have a life.
2006-12-31 15:10:45 · answer #8 · answered by barnell a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a great one that goes that if you don't believe what they tell you, you're going to go to hell. Hysterical!!
2006-12-31 14:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by prusec_int 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That Jesus is the son of God...c'mon
2006-12-31 14:34:45 · answer #10 · answered by Jude 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋