I want to ask a question on German Yahoo! Answers. Can someone translate my question into German please?

Question

"I live in England. Can someone tell me the websites of any good XXX movie stores in Germany?"

And before you say anything... hey, needs must! :D Thanks for helping. Oh, and Happy New Year!!

Answer 1

Ich wohne in England. Vo ist der XXX kauf in Deutschland? The best place to go is the Franfurt Airport.

Answer 2

Why the hell not ...

Ich wohne in England. Kann jemand mir die Web site irgendwelcher Filmspeicher des guten XXX in Deutschland erklären?

I'm told the best porn is German!! Good Luck

Answer 3

Um ok that's kind of sick and normally I wouldnt entertain such a notion, but...
I believe this is the translation, I am not too sure about the grammatical structure, however, it doesnt really matter as I dont care whether you get your porn or not.
"Ich lebe in England. Kann jemand mir die Websites irgendein gutes XXX Filmegeschäfte in Deutschland erzählen?"

Answer 4

Tsk, tsk...

Now that we have dispensed with the moral outrage, let's translate:

"Ich wohne in England. Kann mir jemand Webseiten von guten Pornofilm-Händlern in Deutschland nennen?"

Oh behave, Schatzi!

Answer 5

Ich whone in england. Ich bin englander. konnen Sie bitte mir sagen wo die websites sind xxx und moviestores in deutschland sind. bitte!
HTH LOL Gutes neues jahr und viel gluck. You can include that if you want to. It means happy new year and good luck!!

Answer 6

Just have a look on German Ebay..porn is a universal word here. Lots of online shops for it..not that I have ever looked....ermm!

Answer 7

Was kaufst du ere ? Only German i remember sorry. "What do you want to buy here." = Ein bier bitte"