He wanted one that weighed about 13 lbs. The pig farmer picked out a pig, stuck the tail between his teeth and bobbed his head a couple times.
"this one's close." he said
he put it on the scale and it weighed 11.5 lbs.
"That's amazing." the man said.
"My son is even better." the farmer bragged. He called his son over and told him what the man wanted. The boy grabbed a pig, stuck the tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down a couple times.
"This ones a 12 pounder, daddy."
They put it on the scale and sure enough, 12 lbs.
The man was stunned at this skill.
"My wife is even better." the farmer said. "Boy, run inside and get your ma."
The kid ran inside and then came back a minute later.
"She's busy daddy. She's weighing the mailman."
2006-12-31 12:59:01 · 18 answers · asked by homo.jesus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! oh this is too funny! thanks for the laugh...I shall have to try and remember this one for at work, lol
2006-12-31 13:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by sjb83162 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Points for telling me a joke I've never specifically heard, pretty overused premise though. I almost laughed, but I've had a couple beers already.
2006-12-31 21:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10! Nice one.
2007-01-01 13:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. That is funny! Happy New Years
2006-12-31 21:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG...LMAO, that's so funny. Hmm let me guess the mailman is the perfect weight. LOL
2006-12-31 21:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by FSUgurl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay...somebody is not getting something later! Or maybe they are and it is something that is not desirable...hehehe
2006-12-31 21:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by writinggirl01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was such a cute joke. made me laugh. happy new years.
2006-12-31 21:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by chrystal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew some how something like that would happen
2006-12-31 21:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats hilarious.....lmao
2007-01-01 02:44:34 · answer #9 · answered by pbear i 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good jokes
2006-12-31 22:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by VeronicaSoh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋