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That's a great dress...it would look better on my bedroom floor.

2006-12-31 11:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by Sir J 7 · 1 0

When leaving a restaurant with a male friend of mine, he stopped to say hello to some acquaintances. As I waited by the door I grabbed some candies from the dish. Some guy waiting for his food or for his party suddenly said "Don't steal that." and proceeded to giggle like a little girl.

2006-12-31 20:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 0 0

Lets see. I was drunk, there was this party and this guy looked at my tag on my shirt and he said somthing about me being made in heaven. I just laughed at him. He was my brothers friend and he didn't realize who I was. My brother walks in the room and he sees me laughing at his friend and he goes hey so and so I see you met my little sister. His friend was totally embarrassed. But i did tell the guy that it would have worked as a joke just to break the ice.

2006-12-31 20:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by Chrissy #1 4 · 0 0

the worst pick up line i ever heard was you look so good i want to bit your ancle

2006-12-31 20:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by chasity h 1 · 0 0

Not actually a pick up line but it's when strange women just pat me on the behind.

2006-12-31 19:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by smile 3 · 2 4

Oh it has to be this one...."If I told you you have a great body, would you hold it against me?" Went hand-in-hand with that glaring look at my boobs while he talked to me. I pointed to my face and said.. "Hey! I'm up here buddy!"

2006-12-31 20:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by Suzi 2 · 0 0

"Why are you drinking a Miller Lite?" I fell for it - hook,line and sinker....I ended up marrying the guy.....LOL Now we're divorced but it worked then..

2006-12-31 19:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

"let's pretend your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left is Christmas. Wanna get together between the holidays?"

2006-12-31 19:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 2 0

I know yo feet tired cause u been running through my mind all day!!

2006-12-31 19:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have we met before ? You look familiar--this used in a city I have never been in--

2006-12-31 19:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by skizzle-d-wizzle 4 · 0 0

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