I was abused in a public bathroom, why did this happen to me?

Question

I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume/mask all the time and going around spreading Jar Jar awareness. Anyway, I was at a busy train station and had to use the bathroom. I would have prefered to hold it (number 2) because my costume is hard to take on and off but i had to go. There was one stall open (gross) so i used it. I figured I should entertain the other bathroom users while i was there so I banged on the walls of the stall, I screamed at the top of my lungs, I reached my arm under the stall and grabbed their feet! It was great fun. The guy next to me was a jerk and told me to stop or he'd punch me. I told him that when I was done, I would throw the waste into his stall! I heard him quickly finishing up, I didn't want him to escape! I jumped out of the stall so I jumped out of mine (pants around my ankles) and tackled him! Luckily I still had my mask on! We strugled and he ran out of the bathroom. I kicked open the other stalls and took pics of the other guys on the toilet. Why?

Answer 1

some people just don't get it, do they, Jar Jar?