A man goes to church one day and hears a sermon titled "ask God and He will give it to you". Based on Matthew 7:7-8
So he went home and asked God to put a highway between his house and his job so he could get to work easier. God explained that He wouldn't be able to do this because He does work that way and asked if there was anything else he wanted. He said, "yes, I would like a complete understanding of a woman's heart."
There was a pause, then the Lord replied, "that highway, do you want it to be 3 or 4 lanes wide?"
2006-12-31 11:07:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is funny but you sound as if you believe in God by providing such a story..... Strange..... Just strange... God doesnt make any sense to me..
Have a nice day with women.
2007-01-04 08:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
An answer from the older end. Yes all the time; but in the memory, in the period between drifting toward sleep, and actually sleeping. Ones` mind still contains all the times and different occasions when these things happened. When one is younger it is always there to act upon in various forms. Alas when one reaches a ripe old age, like mine at 88, all one has is the memories to conjure and enjoy. May the situation last much longer.
2016-05-23 01:23:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, so true...If you had to write a book about a woman's heart, you would deplete all the forests in the world of trees, to make paper.... and still be only scratching the surface.
HAPPY NEW YEAR..
2006-12-31 12:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen the format too many times to break out laughing in hilairty, but it did give me a much needed chuckle.
2006-12-31 11:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by locomonohijo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiice.
2006-12-31 11:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Silence 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
110/100 that was so funny lmfao rotfl
ttfn (tata for now)
2006-12-31 11:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by lil miss mystery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD cookies.
2006-12-31 11:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good.
2006-12-31 11:30:46 · answer #8 · answered by taxi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-31 11:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Flafibopsicles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
did you think of this yourself?
2006-12-31 11:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋