fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun and suffered severe sunburn to his legs.
He was taken to the hospital.
His skin had turned a bright red, was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous drips of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.
Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off his legs."
2006-12-31 10:22:31 · 25 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it will also stop him rolling out out the bed 007 nice one 10/10
2006-12-31 22:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
6/10
2006-12-31 19:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Honor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI: 007 Viagra is known to stimulate the blood flow two the mussels in your body there for providing more o2 to the burned areas > the sedative not sure about that unless it was to keep him form being embarrassed about his woody in all that was a good one lol
2006-12-31 18:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by larry h 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-31 18:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That would work for me, but not very high, I'm afraid.
I'll just say the same thing my wife has been saying all along... what good is a couple of inches gonna do?
2006-12-31 18:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first genuine smile from me for the day. Thanks!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-01-01 02:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha 9/10
2006-12-31 18:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww Whome has a tiny 1!! thats nasty,he shouldnt b announcing that.
the joke was funny tho
2006-12-31 19:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um... haha?
2006-12-31 18:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A BEAUTY 10/10 HAPPY NEW YEAR
2007-01-01 06:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋