How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 2. One to actually do it and the other to say"Oh I can do that"!
What's a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless!
What note do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner!
2006-12-31 09:43:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar
How do you know when the stage is level ?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth ..
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune ?
Neither did I
Why are so many guitarists jokes one liners ?
So the rest of the band can understand them
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..
What's the definition of a minor second?
Two oboists playing in perfect unison.
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.
How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?
Evidently all of them.
What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
2006-12-31 09:52:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I only knwo one, and it is kinda simple and overdone if you take out the word "Viola", but here it goes nonetheless.
A violist is walking down a street when he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it, and out pops a genie, the genie says he can grant him oen wish. The violist is a peaceful man and wishes for there to be world peace, especially in the Middle East. The genie explains that world peace is impossible and that he will grant any other wish the violist has. The violist thinks for awhile and eventually tells the genie that he plays the viola and would appreciate being able to always play in tune. The genie is silent for awhile and then asked "What was that first wish again?"
2006-12-31 11:25:47 · answer #2 · answered by locomonohijo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guy that hangs out with a group of musicians? A drummer.
What does it mean when a drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? The stage is level.
What's the difference between God and an orchestra conductor?
God doesn't think he's an orchestra conductor.
2006-12-31 10:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by mikey062804 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call the person that hangs out with the band.
A Drummer
2006-12-31 12:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good but i dont have any
2006-12-31 09:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by sakura7blossoms 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't have any
2006-12-31 10:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by Yemiko 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't have any.
2006-12-31 09:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋