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You could tell them that there are going to be strippers there.

Love and blessings Don

2006-12-31 09:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your parents don't have to go to church. I don't go to church. If I want to listen to a sermon I can watch it on Sunday morning television.

2006-12-31 17:48:41 · answer #2 · answered by redwidow 5 · 0 0

You DON'T. You cannot force someone to believe something they don't want to believe- Going to church should NEVER be a chore.


PS- You don't need to go to church- live righteous the whole time- your body is your temple.

2006-12-31 17:46:04 · answer #3 · answered by BuRn Di WiSdOm WeEd 4 · 0 0

When I was a kid, I used to sneak into my parents bedroom at 3 in the morning and turn off their alarm clock. Then we stayed quiet until it was to late to make it to church before we woke them up. Why would you want to go someplace where you will be exposed to delusional superstition and why would you want your parents there too.

2006-12-31 17:55:03 · answer #4 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 1 1

By them seeing the fruit of good behavior in your life perhaps.
By speaking kind sweet words to them, waiting for God and the right time. do not over criticise them, do not impose the word on them, demanding them to cater to your desire to please God, but make every step to serve them, and then don't get angry and yell or give up when it doesn't work. Eventually with prayer and stedfastness you may win them. God Bless in your endeavor throught the mighty name of Jesus.
You can also set your alarm and get up 2 or three times a night at short interval just to pray a short pressure prayer on God.

2006-12-31 17:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by Socinian F 3 · 0 0

Pray for God to guide them on the path to Church and Salvation.
God bless you and your family!

2006-12-31 18:14:56 · answer #6 · answered by jasmin2236 7 · 0 0

If you're a boy, dress up like Cher and perform several of her songs for them.

If you're a girl, dress up like Cher and perform several of her songs for them.

Their horror will overtake their logic and you'll be whisked off to church in a flash.

2006-12-31 17:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Honor your Father and Mother it isn't your place to do this. I smell a pushy Preacher behind you.

2006-12-31 17:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You behave as truly good children with love, obedience, diligence...

2006-12-31 17:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lead by example...smile

2006-12-31 17:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0 0

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