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sorry saddam hussain says he cant make it to your new yrs eve party tonight he's hung over from last night

got some saddam hussain t-shirts for sale. a bit tight around the neck but they hang well

ignorant b@stuard that saddam, just phoned him and he's feckin hung up

elton john is brnging out a nw song in memory of saddam hussain......... its called dangle in the wind

really sorry if they offend you as i say its only a joke

2006-12-31 09:38:40 · 33 answers · asked by Jo C 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i am sorry i obviously did offend but i am not racist at all my daughter is maried to an asian guy who i think is lovely i sent hm the jokes to by the way he called me up laughing so i obviously didnt offend him or maybe he has a better sense of humour

2006-12-31 10:05:04 · update #1

ok lancashiretasty the us didnt try him they didnt sentence him or hang him but im sure the relatives of his 10's of thousands of innocent victims that he was responsible for killing wouldnt be upset by my jokes BUT I REPEAT THEY ARE JOKES CHILL OUT

2006-12-31 10:20:36 · update #2

33 answers

OMG those were GREAT!!! Thank you thank you!!
hahahahha!!
LMFAO

2006-12-31 09:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Minky 3 · 0 1

Crap Saddam joke Number 1:

I went out on the piss with Saddam Hussein last night

You should have seen the state of him this morning - he was "hanging!"


Crap Saddam Joke number 2:

I don't know why all the hostility to Saddam Hussein - I met him once and he seemed pleasant enough. In fact I'd say he was just the sort of guy I'd like to "hang out" with!


Crap Saddam Joke Number 3:


I've heard that now Saddam has been deposed he's looking for a new career and he's thinking about becoming a porn star. Well lets face it, everyone knows he's "well hung".

Boom boom!

2007-01-01 00:09:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi Jo , they'r all good jokes and the bstrd got what he deserved , as for your avatar just clik on edit my info on your own page and follow the links , good luck and a happy new year to you !!

2006-12-31 11:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

The humour in it is a little twisted but I saw the funny part of it!

2006-12-31 10:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0 0

I, for one, understand they are jokes. Good point about the feelings of those whom he apparently killed.
In the end, they got the drop on him.
--That Cheeky Lad

2006-12-31 18:59:50 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

it never takes long for jokes to come out regarding important events or disasters, I think there must be people sitting out their glued to their tv and radio just waiting to see whats happening so they can get the jokes started.

Good jokes mate, made me laugh.

2006-12-31 09:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by Midnight 2 · 1 1

well its not really funny is it..but death to dictatorship and im sure the us will find some1 else to pick on and the uk will suck up and agree..edit bit...i get you but the hysteria is over the top...and i have given the finger guy a thumbs up xxno offence intended and none taken xxxhappy new year xxx

2006-12-31 10:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by lancashiretasty 5 · 0 2

LOL!!! No offence taken.............every dead famous person has jokes made about them the day they die.........they are funny to some and not to others. Be careful where you tell them though!!!

2006-12-31 09:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 2 0

Lol nice one.... no offense taken.... it's just some jokes...... but don't let it get too out of hand ;) and I still disagree of the hanging part... not right

2006-12-31 09:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Stick 4 · 2 1

just ignore the dum f uckers i liked the jokes them made me laugh thank you

2006-12-31 22:45:25 · answer #10 · answered by vodka 4 · 0 0

Love the elton john one....

Happy new year

2006-12-31 10:02:08 · answer #11 · answered by babs 3 · 0 1

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