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When he bites, he leaves imaginary toothmarks.
When he becomes a friend, he's an imaginary friend.
When he poops, he leaves imaginary poop.

Imaginary things can only create imaginary things, not real things. So, how did God do it?

2006-12-31 07:07:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

Very good, now lets consider an imaginary bull,
when it grazes it grazes in an imaginary pasture,
When it mates it mates with imaginary cows which bear imaginary calves,
When it shites, it shites imaginary bullshite.

No God. No great Creator. Live in the real world.

2006-12-31 07:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Barabas 5 · 3 1

Well you can not prove to me the Christian God (which everyone has a easier time to flame for so reason) is completely and utterly imaginary. What do you have for the table? I know I can't prove him don't think I don't. I've had(also have) a brain for years so I know how to use it. The thing is neither of us can. I have my reasons and you have yours but your reason to totally claim God as imaginary when well what do you base "imaginary" in? Being invisible? Well whatever and a Happy New Year to you.

2006-12-31 15:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by Cindy 3 · 1 0

Because God is not imaginary, God is like the wind, you cannot see the wind neither, but you know it is there! The wind is not imaginary!

2006-12-31 15:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0 0

What has this to do with God. God is not imaginary, He is involved in the lives of those who love Him. Actually, He is involved in your life too, you just don't recognize it as so.

2006-12-31 15:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by angel 7 · 0 1

Are you asking how god created imaginary dog poop? lol (sorry I couldn't resist.)

2006-12-31 15:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

......... When you are describing,
A shape, or sound, or tint;
Don't state the matter plainly,
But put it in a hint;
And learn to look at all things,
With a sort of mental squint............

2006-12-31 16:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by rjr 6 · 0 0

I simply can't imagine!

2006-12-31 15:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0 0

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