???????MAKE ME LAUGH??????
2006-12-31 06:21:26 · 11 answers · asked by lilmissjo93 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one time i said to this person that was making those stupid "yo moma" jokes at me, so i said, " your mom is so hairy she has asprin for nipples" i know it doesn't make sense but the dude was laughing for a really long time and it was the first thing that came to mind
2006-12-31 06:25:23 · answer #1 · answered by L S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time when I was 10 or 11 me and my friendes were tearing down an old rusted swingset and my (hammer) was a rustey pole.It was bent in half, so I hooked it on top of the swing-bar and started doing pullups on it, I made it to 10 and then the bar slipped and i got hit in the face with 6 inches of rusty metal once in the ER I got a tetnus shot in the face and 6 stitches.
2006-12-31 14:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I have ever done was I made my 11 year old brother pee in his pants!
2006-12-31 14:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Zoe 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The funniest thing I ever done? Read Jamie's post.. SHe said "oh Machine Gun.."
2006-12-31 14:34:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh MG. there are so many. One is that I caught a camel spider and left it under a jar til it died and dried out (I was affraid to try and feed it) then put it on my friends chest while he was sleeping. LOL his first reaction when he woke up was hit it and it turned to dust. We were cracking up.
2006-12-31 14:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay normally our sliding glass backdoor is all muddy and scratched up because of our dog, well we were having a party so my parents cleaned it really well and I was walking to go outside and I slammed right into the closed, very clean and clear door!
2006-12-31 14:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once i thought there was 10 inches in a foot. also,i once lost my flip flop in a river cause i saw a crawdad and made my friend pee on herself cause she was laughing so hard!LOL!
2006-12-31 14:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by dalmatianfest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 time i walked out the school bathroom with my uniform skirt tucked in my underwear (by accident of course)......i walked around for like 5 mins before a teacher pulled it out for me........
2006-12-31 14:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
got so wet and had to walk home .. and take my blue jeans off , it took a half hour to get them to budge,,, if this is not funny ,,then you try it,..hee hee
2006-12-31 14:41:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time i was playing my wii and when i was bowling and i was not paying attention i slamed right into the tv!
2006-12-31 14:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋