They both get to smell it all day but don't get to eat it! ha ha
2006-12-31 06:01:50 · 14 answers · asked by smooozzzz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO
2006-12-31 07:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by smiley0_1_1999 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Try this one:
What do you get if you get a teacher with a vampire?
Blood Tests!!! LOL!
There once was a boy with a bucket of fish.
He yelled " Selling dam fish! Selling dam fish!"
A preacher walked by.
The Preacher said "Why do you speak with such a dirty mouth?"
The boy said "im not, i caught these fish at the dam."
So the preacher thought he'd buy some nice and local fish.
The preacher came home home and gave his wife two dam fish he'd bought from the boy.
"Honey, cook these two dam fish for dinner."
The wife said "hey, hey, hey ur a preacher, dont talk like that"
THe preacher said"No hun, they're dam fish from the city dam."
As they ate, The preacher told his son.
"Son pass over that dam fish."
The son's eyes brightened.
"Thats the spirit dad!, as he passed the dam fish,
"Hey mom , pass the fuking potatoes!"
Oh and have a Happy new Year!!!
2006-12-31 06:04:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Funny!Good one!P.S.Have a great New Year!♥
2006-12-31 07:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by COOL♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa Haa!! thats funny
2006-12-31 06:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Hailey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny! 10/10! Sick!
2006-12-31 07:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-12-31 07:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good one
2006-12-31 06:56:22 · answer #7 · answered by subbysbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and I've heard it before.
2006-12-31 06:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Never heard that one before....keep em comin girl?
2006-12-31 06:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by blk_tn_mild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha thats a good one.
2006-12-31 06:29:06 · answer #10 · answered by texas nanna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee great joke
2006-12-31 06:04:14 · answer #11 · answered by upyafartpipe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋