i have a pet chameleon,he fell off the table and got all anxious, so i calmed him down. he got all scared when my dog barked at him, so i calmed him down. he heard some fireworks go off outside and hid under the table, so i calmed him down. he got all worried when i was a bit late feeding him, so i calmed him down. he was all alone for a few hours and it was dark and scary, so i calmed him down.
now he's a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon......
2006-12-31 05:57:31 · 21 answers · asked by aria 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes it's the only chameleon joke I've ever heard
2006-12-31 06:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by Joel 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL considering the BBC had a certain someone hosting the New Year's thingy on radio, I think your joke very timely!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-31 19:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny if you're old enough to remember Culture Club and Boy George... those were the days... today's music SUCKS in comparison to that of the 80's....
2006-12-31 06:10:30 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say what?
A good way to calm a chameleon is to have him change to a nice colour.....try PLAID.
2006-12-31 06:31:07 · answer #4 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
he he! Does that count!
2006-12-31 05:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by ohwiseone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaa that replaced into extremely humorous! i did no longer think of i could get it before each and every thing with the aid of fact of all the super words like Horologically and Meteorologically hahaha that made me snicker, and that i cherished the persons answer above me that reported "Holms could be a detective" =] thank you for the snicker =]
2016-10-06 06:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to admit it but I actually giggled quietly to myself
2006-12-31 06:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by snikleback 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
By George that was nearly funny!
2006-12-31 06:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol cheesier than a fire in a wotsits factory, nice one.
2006-12-31 07:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by ........ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL i thought you said charmeleon
2006-12-31 06:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋