Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. Peter asks the first if she has ever sinned. "Well, once I looked at a man's penis," she said. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven," Peter told her. Peter then asked the second nun if she had ever sinned. "Well, once I held a man's penis," she replied. "Put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven," he said. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it!"
2006-12-31 05:27:17 · 33 answers · asked by a 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1
2006-12-31 05:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an improvement on a joke on the internet. Nice one, you'd better start emailing it!
2007-01-07 08:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old one but indeed a good one!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-31 19:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Cannot think of any other simple reply. Bless You!
2007-01-07 05:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! Ha Ha! 9/10.
2006-12-31 07:40:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Very funny!
2007-01-07 13:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think this could be a very generic joke for example blondes with bikers beer
2007-01-06 11:29:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic not classy but funny
2007-01-08 03:14:55 · answer #8 · answered by Allee M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao urh grose lol funny as f**k
2007-01-04 10:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of funny but people who are christains won't be happy about it.
2006-12-31 05:31:59 · answer #10 · answered by 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋