Jesus promises salvation from the Lake of fire
and
Flying spaghetti Monster promises All the Spaghetti,meatballs,and parmasian chesse you can eat.
Who do you take and why?
2006-12-31 05:06:42 · 8 answers · asked by Maurice H 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I choose the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh). You have obviously never studied him or been to the website. He doesn't promise unlimited pasta. Only real pirates understand him.
His 8 I'd really rather you didn'ts and promise of heaven are much more appealing.
RAmen
2006-12-31 05:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sad enough, some will say the spaghetti monster. but i choose Jesus anyday. he is my lord and can bless me with a job that can provide tones of meatballs and parmasian. god bless.
2006-12-31 13:24:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The FSM makes it a point not to promise what is impossible to deliver. You can't be saved from a place that doesn't exist in the first place.
2006-12-31 13:11:55 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't eat the FSM, you get spaghetti. Just like you don't really eat jesus, just what represents his flesh and blood.
You don't know a lot about pastafarianism, do you?
2006-12-31 13:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by eldad9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is Lord,,,,,spaghetti sauce is rough on the tummy,,,,,lol
2006-12-31 13:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I believe ONLY in Zeus -- because I don't want to get hit by lightning bolts
2006-12-31 13:09:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus. There's only one.
I can make pasta anytime.
2006-12-31 13:10:43 · answer #7 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pasta.
I can make up imaginary friends anytime.
2006-12-31 13:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋