Once upon a time John, and Pamela lived in canada. His mother Jessica from America came to visit and she suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had onlymade her more curious.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates."
Than about 3 days later Jessica heads back to America.
About 4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to America.
Love,
John.
Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which
read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Pamela, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love,
Mom.
2006-12-31 05:06:13 · 15 answers · asked by fersitf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, yes, indeedy, it's funny. LOL.
..... and a Classic. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and Happy New Year!
2007-01-03 10:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 06:51:07 · answer #2 · answered by corridoni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tricky Mom. It's funny, but I do think you could change some of the writing to improve it.
2006-12-31 05:26:58 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give it about a 5 out of ten. Depends on how you tell it, I guess.
2006-12-31 05:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I have heard that one before, it's a pretty old joke
2006-12-31 05:20:59 · answer #5 · answered by Miaka D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad. A bit long though.
2006-12-31 05:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by Popsicle_1989 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before...but still cute and smart of MOM!
2006-12-31 05:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Private 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-12-31 05:30:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok lol i got it..but i give a 6/10
2006-12-31 05:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by pinoydj619 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but old
2006-12-31 05:22:54 · answer #10 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋