A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said,
2006-12-31 04:57:31 · 17 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Hi Keith."
2006-12-31 04:57:56 · update #1
Thats my boyfriends name..... help
2006-12-31 05:12:35 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ending, completely unexpected!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-31 19:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol deja vous lower back! thats 2 jokes i published up the day previous that have been positioned lower back up...gotta admit although, its a great comic tale lol i'm going to provide u a movie star besides...i nonetheless chuckle at that one..
2016-12-15 05:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That took me a second but, oooooo Naughty Boy!
2006-12-31 05:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♪♫TAY-LUR♫♪♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband hates parrots. You got me worried now. Phew, his name is Ken. Great joke. Made me laugh out loud.
2007-01-03 05:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by JillPinky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA ill bet keith is in trouble now!!!
on the upside, the woman probably is going to end up loving the parrot......................
2006-12-31 05:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2006-12-31 05:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh! naughty keith! good one and a good laugh too!
have your self a happy new year and try not to get too drunk!
2006-12-31 05:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UH OH I'll bet his GOOSE was cooked!
He's a DEAD DUCK for sure!
He ran a fowl of the marriage vows...bad Keith!
That was funny.
SMILE! thanks for it!
a m you are cool!
It's 6:35 in PA
2006-12-31 22:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keith's a naughty boy, isn't he?
2006-12-31 05:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke takes the number one prize
it made laugh
lol
2006-12-31 05:35:14 · answer #11 · answered by hib hib 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋