2006-12-31 04:53:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ctrl + Alt + Jesus
2006-12-31 04:56:45 · answer #1 · answered by peeps469 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ask Satan if he wants a grilled cheese sandwich. If he says "no", then you ask him if he could get you a grilled cheese sandwich from Hell. Most likely, he'll get it for you.
I've had a sandwich from there before. They're really tasty. Reminds me of Burger King.
Oh, and remember Ctrl + Alt + Jesus won't save your computer. It'll make your computer explode. Try Ctrl + Alt + Satan. Usually, your computer will get hit with holy water and then short out. But, it should work after a while.
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Loser.
BTW: I'm PAGAN. :)
2006-12-31 13:08:24 · answer #2 · answered by Lavina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should stop asking people to hand their children over for sacrifice for the Christ.
Which is on your profile.
2007-01-01 02:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by cruel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trust me... if that's really true, your not alone on the internet.
He he... I like the person who said Control+Alt+Jesus.
2006-12-31 12:57:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a Life and a new keyboard.
problem solved.
2006-12-31 12:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
nah... its so not your caps lock key
its you... sorry.
2006-12-31 13:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by venom! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it sounds like he has more than just your CAPS lock key, seek biblical counsel from a pastor or Christian counselor... PLEASE!
2006-12-31 12:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hee he.... you is funny AK.
2006-12-31 13:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GET THE COMOUTER GUY
2006-12-31 13:36:01 · answer #9 · answered by FREE2BE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you should baptise your computer in the toilet.
2006-12-31 12:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by severedhead15 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋