A nun's habit was in desperate need of money, but none were willing to give them any donations. Things were so terrible for them that the Habit's donkey couldn't even farm anymore due to hunger.
she took some food and led him to the local track,then tied a carrot in front of the donkey and bet her money on him. The donkey was so hungry that it ran after the carrot and won first place. The odds were so low that she wakled away with 1000's of dollars. The story made the front page-"Nun's As.s wins First Place!"
the local cardinal immedeately found the nun and told her that t'was sinful to gamble, and that she should take care of the news headline. the editor agreed to print a story rectifying the situation. The papers the next morning read, "Cardinal is Disturbed upon seeing Nun's As.s at the Track"
the cardinal got furious and told the nun to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a local farmer+also the brother of the editor-in-cheif. The papers the next morning read "Nun Peddles *** on Street Corner
The cardinal was found dead that afternoon of a heart attack
2006-12-31 04:50:08 · 6 answers · asked by pokerface 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think you mean the nun's Convent. A Habit is clothing that the nun wears.
Great joke, though! lol
2006-12-31 05:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes there are still some orders of Religious Sisters who wear the habit while many do not. The Catholic Church requires sisters to wear a habit as a sign or symbol, most orders have the traditional habit so familiar to the public. Traditional sisters see their modern counterparts as rebellious and defiant of the pope’s dictum. But to the majority of religious sisters in this country, today’s “habit” has been translated as simple clothing and an over-sized crucifix or a small pin that designates their particular order. These progressive sisters strongly feel that wearing the long, dark frock and veil are outdated medieval fashions that draw attention to the sisters and separate them from the people they are trying to serve.
2016-03-29 02:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit raunchy but funny! Ha Ha! 10/10! Too funny!
2006-12-31 07:49:32 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.Just a little naugthy.
2006-12-31 05:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA. Is funny.
2006-12-31 06:11:59 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray and more pray
2006-12-31 04:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by mr.JAW58 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋