An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mom, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her bf who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the bf was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the bf was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother
again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost,
don't they!"
2006-12-31 04:20:03 · 9 answers · asked by pokerface 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i've heard that one b4
2006-12-31 07:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-31 04:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wickedly funny
2006-12-31 05:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Conversion to the Amish faith is very uncommon, and easily specific Amish affiliations enable conversion in any respect. If an single guy have been allowed to connect an Amish church, then he could would desire to marry an Amish lady to stay a member, or not marry in any respect. Amish adult men and lady decide on their own spouses. The families would have some effect (do not all?) however the ideal determination on who to marry is each and each persons'.
2016-10-19 06:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by corridoni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-31 04:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by spring۞beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. How old are you? You sound 12.
2006-12-31 04:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by Me again 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda cute, but not really.
2006-12-31 04:23:40 · answer #7 · answered by Yomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That one was great!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!
2006-12-31 04:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by lil_hem_n_va 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-12-31 04:42:25 · answer #9 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋