An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "Do you want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask that?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
lol
2006-12-31 03:36:08 · 23 answers · asked by d1ckdeckard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahaahahhha that is sooooooooo ggoooodddd thumbs up my man rofl.
2006-12-31 04:06:09 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
dirty joke- a boy fell in the mud clean joke- he took a bath with bubbles dirty joke- bubbles was the girl next door....
2016-05-22 23:41:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-31 04:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! That's mad funny! He'll needs lots of catsup! 10/10!
2006-12-31 07:53:42 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is funny. You should stick with joke like this.
2006-12-31 05:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by Nena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cute for a clean joke.
2006-12-31 04:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by Yomi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hi,
Nice one that I shall relate to freinds.
I love jokes about turds & farts.
All part of the system .........
Happy new year,
Bob.
2006-12-31 04:24:01 · answer #7 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Like it
2006-12-31 03:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Gross, but clean. thank you so much!!! It is rare to hear someone whose jokes aren't sick!!!
2006-12-31 07:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by Lorianna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at that point the man just runs away
2006-12-31 03:49:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋