What is the best insult you have ever heard?
2006-12-31 03:32:40 · 7 answers · asked by IamBatman 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Someone once called a stand-up comedian a fat bastard. He replied "Yes, I am indeed a fat bastard. You know why? 'Cos every time I f*ck yer mother, she gives me a big piece of cake, God bless her..."
2006-12-31 03:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by InitialDave 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They are a fad. Some people will love them others will hate them. This is the nature of the beast. Their music just isn't that good from what I've heard of it. Which it is probably because it is set for a younger audiance. Like what you want. Everyone is free to have an opinion.
2016-03-29 01:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman once accused Winston Churchill of being drunk. His reply? "And you're ugly, but in the morning, I'll be sober"
I also liked the one about the actress who was described as "The good time that was had by all".
2006-12-31 03:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someday I'll toss you a quarter.
Like you toss bums quarters on streets.
2006-12-31 06:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by laughoutloud22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother wears army boots. Oh wait that one doesn't work any more.
2006-12-31 03:52:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are 1000 times worse than 1,000,000 Stalins
2006-12-31 04:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mark P 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!
2006-12-31 04:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋