Would God be ordered to pay child support? If so, how much? What would happen to him if he didn't pay? Also, would Mary refer to God as her BabyDaddy?
2006-12-31 03:01:36 · 14 answers · asked by mullah robertson 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The real question is what religion would he embrace.
I'm betting he would be a Buddhist, it seems to be the closet of any of them to his teachings.
love and blessings Don
2006-12-31 03:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see by the details of your question that you were not seeking a serious answer, but you are getting one anyway.
According to the book, THE RESURRECTION (Narrative and Belief), The Son of Man is the most important Apocaliptic figure for us today. David, The Bright Morning Star.
The probability of His appearing in our time, is certain.
2006-12-31 03:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question is what if jesus dies in an electric chair....
Would people walk arround shaking lollll instead of the cross symbol.???
2006-12-31 03:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by Romeo *Your Passion Provider * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one can order God to do anything!
2006-12-31 03:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'd do a DNA test and find out who the father was.
2006-12-31 03:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be obvious that it happens all the time. How many pregnant young girls deny they have had sex?
2006-12-31 03:05:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
30 percent.
Become a priest or go to jail.
huh?
2006-12-31 03:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Pappa Poopy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can tell you one thing: He wouldn't be born on December 25th!
2006-12-31 03:05:45 · answer #8 · answered by Elisheva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chances are he'd be kicked out of the church...
2006-12-31 03:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by perthboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life, Mr Muslim.
2006-12-31 03:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋