Saddam was being taken to his execution point and as he was approaching the gallows, the executioner places the noose around his neck and says to him, 'Saddam' do you have any last requests'. Saddam pauses for a moment and replies, 'Yes. I have one last request. I would like a beautiful woman and I would like to be F****d'. The executioner agrees and sends for the most beautiful woman in Iraq. She appears and is dressed in the sexiest, most revealing underwear. Saddams eyes light up at the thought of his final moments of pleasure on the earth. At the moment, the beautiful woman approaches him with bosom heaving and luscious red lips pouting.............................
the executioner pulls the lever and Saddam falls through the trapdoor and the rope tightens....................................
the executioner shouts loudly at Saddam............
'There, Now you're well and truly F****d'!!!!!!!
2006-12-31 02:47:56 · 23 answers · asked by jamand 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't take life to seriously - Happy New Year to you all!!!!
2006-12-31 22:11:58 · update #1
really funny
but cruel at the same time
but funny coz he deserves it
2006-12-31 02:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
just a rework of a bad joke thats just even got even worser
almost as bad as
i was talking to saddam on the phone the other day and all of a sudden he hanged up on me!!!!!!!!
2006-12-31 03:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by a m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Kind of funny. 7/10.
2006-12-31 08:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, Now he may now what are the thing going in the World againts him!.
2006-12-31 02:53:34 · answer #4 · answered by Talha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-31 04:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got some saddam hussein t-shirts....bit tight around neck but they hang well!!!!!
2006-12-31 03:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by untanuta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did truly smile.
2006-12-31 02:51:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ ♥ C.J. ♥ ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yawn Yawn!!
2006-12-31 03:04:31 · answer #8 · answered by S 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
please dont make jokes about some mother fuucker who is dead cause this mother fuucker is now fighting with satan on who is going to take over the power of hell
2006-12-31 02:52:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Did you make this up?
Kudos !
You are a good joke teller! Impressive...
2006-12-31 02:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋