A very elegant woman broke wind very loudly at a dinner and, thinking quickly, turned round to her butler and said "Jeeves, stop that at once!"
The butler replied "certainly, madam, which way did it go?"
So, if you have every let off a stinker, what did you do or say ?
2006-12-31 02:41:54 · 23 answers · asked by gorgeousfluffpot 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well everyone passes gas or cuts the cheese or whatever you want to call it. I just simply lay a quarter on the table and say here is my fine for air pollution today. Sorry.
2006-12-31 02:44:49 · answer #1 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
become attentive to the reason. Is it in all probability to take place lower back? it quite is a few thing you could circumvent so it won't take place lower back? according to danger it develop into some thing you had at lunch? great portions of synthetic sweetener have been reputed to reason that. Excuse your self by announcing, "excuse me." Then bypass to the bathing room, seize a wad of paper towels and wash up. according to danger do away with the underclothes contained in the trash, and make an impromptu diaper with TP and/or paper towels. Wash up and bypass end dinner.
2016-12-15 05:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been fortunate enough to never have that happen around other people where I need to make up excuses or do anything. My father, however, is known for farting in public. His signature move is to walk behind someone, fart, and duck out of sight so the innocent bystander gets the blame. On numerous occasions, I've been that bystander. I used to ignore him but now I say things to let people know it was him.
2006-12-31 02:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a gassy problem one 1 week during the month... But if i am at home i fart on other people, but if i am in public i do it very softly and run... As a result the next people in that lane are say what is that G.D. smelll??? and thenj blame each other... I kinda get a kick out of it alot
2006-12-31 02:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by A.C. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suffered an unfortunate bout of flatulence a few years ago during Christmas shopping in Argos one very busy saturday afternoon. It was so loud people stopped and stared at me - i think they actually got a fright with the noise,lol. My boyfriend was there with me though, so i blamed it on him and made a big exhibition out of shouting at him for being dirty! He walked out the shop and didn't speak to me for about 2 weeks after - honest! Lol, was funny at the time!
2006-12-31 02:47:00 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your in a crowd, walk away and leave it there for others to deal with. Come back a couple of mins later and point accusing fingers at others.
2006-12-31 02:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mark J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister blaims the dog or cat and often coughs when she's about to break wind to try and disguise the sound
2006-12-31 02:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by jetcleo25 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
depends where i am.if i am at home it don't matter i just admit it and say was me,if i am out at the supermarket or something u can just guff,
and walk off and watch other people walk into the smell going "porrrrrrr whats that smell".
2006-12-31 02:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you crack a big one you better crack a big joke if you are at a party
say you should check the architecture cause I think theres a gas leak or evenb better one well you don't have to pay your gas bill
2006-12-31 03:08:51 · answer #9 · answered by christianbovier 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as you let out a loud one, immediately after wards say
"(.....) goes the weasel!"
2006-12-31 02:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋