A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.
"What's going on here?"
"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
2006-12-31 02:15:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quite funny. I enjoyed it. lol
2006-12-31 03:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-31 02:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Unshaken Faith 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-31 02:17:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny, I couldn't stop laughing for like 3 minutes.
2006-12-31 07:55:05 · answer #4 · answered by hargonagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 7 out of 10. It brought a smile to my face. It's a cute joke. :-P
2006-12-31 02:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me lolol cracker keep em comin beat the crap out of a ghost lmfao he he he
2006-12-31 03:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I take it his stools were quite firm so as to allow this joke to work? Never the less very amusing.
2006-12-31 02:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You always leave me laughing on the floor great joke hahahaha
2006-12-31 02:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl nice 1
2006-12-31 02:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
walla thats a damn good one .keep them coming.you have a a very happy new year dear.all the best to you and your's.from me and mine.
thank you very much for making my life a much better one,with your nice humer.
2006-12-31 03:32:30 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋