lord as i lay down at night to sleep, i pray for a man whos not a creep.
one whos handsome, smart and strong, one whos willy is thick and long.
oh send me a man who makes love to my mind and thinks i have the perfect behind.
but lord as i pray and look over my bed, i look at the wanker you sent me instead, amen.
hope it made someone smile
xx
2006-12-31 02:13:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did my Wife send you that?
2006-12-31 02:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't think asking the Good Lord for a man in a prayer is adequate. People should pray and thank God for what they have and continue to pray for health and peace.
2006-12-31 10:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by Aries 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's hilarious! Now everyone knows what my bedtime prayer is. LOL. Just kidding!
2006-12-31 10:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let's hope ALL jokes are as good as this in 2007.
2006-12-31 10:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
made me smile and im probably the bloek ure talkin about lol
2006-12-31 15:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by college stud 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was funny when i got that as a text like 5 years ago.
2006-12-31 10:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep pmsl 10/10
2006-12-31 10:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha well should have prayed that one first as you get what you pray for rofl.
2006-12-31 10:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice, of course i smiled :) well i no what im girl friend prays for everynight lol jk jk.... i hope not:( ..........have a good one
2006-12-31 10:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by quikblue11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made Me smile for a starters ...
2006-12-31 10:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by JJ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋