A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!"
2006-12-31 01:50:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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rock on ive just pissed myself ooooo now thats 100/10 lmfaorotf.........he he he
2006-12-31 03:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh 3 out of 10
2006-12-31 09:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rachybubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was originally said by Winston Churchill. He had some superb retorts.
2006-12-31 09:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol, Happy Newyear
2006-12-31 09:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try to re hash a famous quote from Winston Churchill!
2006-12-31 09:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read it before. But it's quite funny. Happy New Year!!!
2006-12-31 09:57:35 · answer #6 · answered by HopeGrace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really alll that funny, but i got a small chuckle out of it thanx
2006-12-31 09:58:22 · answer #7 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi.not sooooooooooooooo funny.but a gud 1:-]
2006-12-31 09:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No mouth movement. Heard it before. Next. Do try harder next time.
2006-12-31 09:52:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahhaa guess she had to be for eventhe booze not to take effect rofl.
2006-12-31 10:58:42 · answer #10 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋