A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"
2006-12-31 01:45:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another cracker lmfao again he he he
2006-12-31 03:49:33 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous shaggy dog tale inspite of the indisputable fact that it has a funnier twist once you position a Caribbean accent on it. It ends by the police allowing them to by reason he did not comprehend what they unhappy because of the accent.
2016-12-01 08:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen this one before but it is worth a good laugh
8/10 h/n/y
2006-12-31 01:51:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give you a 8 out of 10
anymore?
2006-12-31 01:49:43 · answer #4 · answered by Rachybubbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it funny
2006-12-31 01:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the second funniest joke I have heard this year.
2006-12-31 01:55:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a film than a joke or riddle.not funny.
2006-12-31 02:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this put a smile on curd face love nice nice one.keep them coming.
2006-12-31 05:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl well he might be using that prize money for bail rofl.
2006-12-31 03:01:46 · answer #9 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-12-31 01:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by Midnight Shadow 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋