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Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true story with a moral so he goes home and thinks about it all night and finally has one. The following day, Suzy raises her hand and says, "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral to the story. Suzy replies, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Next is Lucy. "Well, my dad owns a farm, too, and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched. The moral is, don't count your chicks before they are hatched.''

Billy is last to speak. He says, ''My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam War. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed, with only a parachute, a bottle of bourbon, a machine gun, and a machete. As he floated down he drank the bottle of bourbon. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 North Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but ran out of bullets so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade broke on his machete, so he killed the last 10 with his bare hands.''

The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story.

Billy replies, "Don't **** with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking.''

2006-12-31 01:40:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

That is funny!!! I LAUGHED FOREVER!!!! My stomach hurts now!!! It is more than funny....it is HILARIOUS!!!

2006-12-31 01:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by Midnight Shadow 1 · 1 0

Funny

2006-12-31 09:42:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My mouth moved upwards for three seconds. It's a winner. Next.

2006-12-31 09:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Heh. I just saw this one a day or two ago...with an aunt.

It's a little funny...but it's probably funnier if you only hear it once a year.

2006-12-31 09:43:49 · answer #4 · answered by David G 5 · 0 0

Absolutely hilarious I most certainly thought this little ditty was very-very funny10/10
Happy new-year to you.

2006-12-31 09:45:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one

2006-12-31 09:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by rusco21 3 · 0 0

Very funny, but I would build the fight portion better, as it gets more and more desperate

2006-12-31 09:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes!

By the way is that Julia above me?

If so, why is she being so nice?

2006-12-31 09:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0 0

its ok bout 6 out of 10
im sure you could do better

2006-12-31 09:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Rachybubbles 3 · 0 0

Funny!!

2006-12-31 09:42:51 · answer #10 · answered by Fluke 5 · 0 0

LOVE IT great joke your the bomb hehe

2006-12-31 11:03:37 · answer #11 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0 0

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