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Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

2006-12-31 00:09:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Seems devotional to me.

2006-12-31 00:15:15 · update #1

4 answers

Ha ha ha, I loved that song! Thanks for reminding me of it - I'm gonna hafta go download it again now.

Jesus was way cool!

2006-12-31 00:18:24 · answer #1 · answered by Michael 5 · 0 0

every church is different. I have been in many churches, and they all sing different songs at that point. Some churches do not even take up an offering. One church where I was a member when living in another state had a couple of secure lock boxes in the entrance area where people could deposit offerings if they wanted. So the church never took up offerings.

2016-03-29 01:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by Edeltraud 4 · 0 0

it's cool! as long as they get a big offering $$$$$$$$$$$$

2006-12-31 00:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Another lame christian song?

2006-12-31 00:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0 0

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