2006-12-30 22:34:36 · 17 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
LOL!!
It's called THE VOTING BOOTH!
LOL!!
2006-12-31 11:37:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
President Bush called up Colonel Oliver North who then phoned his old contacts in the CIA.
A secret wing of the CIA that usually covers up alien landings at Roswell, then diverted secret funds from Food Stamps for Poor Black Americans and diverted the money to an offshore bank in Panama run by Dick Cheney.
Cheney then send Karl Rove to Panama. Rove withdrew the money and brought it back to America via Mexico, where it was given to Haliburton.
Haliburton then used their technology to build a hurricane machine.
President Bush then got Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and the rest of the Evangelicals to contact God to send a storm to the south of America. Once the storm was approaching, he instructed Cheney, Rove and Oliver North to turn on the secret machine and direct the storm to New Orleans.
As the storm was approaching, Rumsfeld instructed a secret group of Marines to go to New Orleans and damage the levys with explosives.
And that, my friends, is how the neo cons organized Hurricane Katrina.
Tune in next week for a lesson in patriotism from Al Franken.
PS....
Oh yes - I almost forget. Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with any woman called Katrina. That is a right wing conspiracy too !!!
2006-12-30 23:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Ak23566 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mk 3 Mod 5 Weather control
2006-12-30 23:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by netnazivictim 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The device replaced into referred to as the hurricane Zap-a-tronic 5000. And he did no longer ought to brainwash morons into appearing like morons. If those human beings had any experience they could are starting to be to be out of N.O. days before hand. they should have enable those human beings sit down there in the stench. with any luck N.O. will in no way recover from this with the aid of fact this is geared up next TO the sea AND under SEA point. you do no longer ought to be an engineer to be attentive to that it extremely is a adverse theory. no longer worth rebuilding.
2016-10-06 06:14:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the anti Bush stuff is caused by the Democratic party platform machine.
2006-12-30 22:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by meathead 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Teddy Kennedy Beer Fart Generator
2006-12-30 23:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why don't you email the White House and ask him? I noticed once that things were tense with Pakistan and then they had an earthquake. Eiree coincidence or maybe...?
2006-12-31 03:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is called Democrats.
2006-12-30 22:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by rmbender_2000 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol. Now we are blaming that on Bush too? Get real.
2006-12-30 22:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Rick R 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
It's the "Evil doctor's weather control device".
2006-12-30 22:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋