and im not sure if i should go or not.They told me its quite a common theme for parties on New Years eve ,but i`ve never heard of it before.To be honest they`re a little weird at the best of times.I actually caught him dancing in my back garden, wearing my underwear a few months ago whilst his wife was painting her face with tomato juice.I`ve asked him this morning if many people will be going and he said that only i had been invited and that as soon as he slips the wife a few pills and she is asleep,me and him can get down to a game of "find the party sausage".What does he mean?Do you think i should make my excuses?
2006-12-30 21:52:53 · 42 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Personally if i were you I would go ------make a pair of panties out of sandpaper and go as a ---rough handful --- and also if he gets horny and tries it on his "sausage" will become a "chipolata" in no time at all
2006-12-31 02:12:05 · answer #1 · answered by harryinfrance 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everything will go really well until you find that the game of Hide The Party Sausage is actually a game of Hide The Party Chippolata. Things will probably go a bit downhill from there.
2006-12-31 00:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nellynoo, are you jocking??
How old are you?
I don't mean to offend you if you are very young, and neither if you're older; But sit down and it's a very good thing that you wrote down what is bothering you, because then you can read it again, look at it and see for yourself that nobody in their right mind would go to such a party!
Don't you ever do anything because people say it's cool, or because you want to belong, or because you are afraid to say no.
It's a good thing in that case to have ask for help.
But honestly hon, don't do it or you'll be accused of "having asked for it" when he WILL jump on you and do whatever his filthy mind is full of.
Now, even as neighbours, they are not allowed to touch what's yours before asking your permission.
If anybody, neighbours or otherwise has dared wear my pants, GOD HELP THEM!
Start by posing some limits ok.
Good luck.x
2006-12-31 01:58:00 · answer #3 · answered by Kc 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Surely you can't be that naive. Surely it's obvious what type of party he's got in mind why he's only invited you. Tell him to get lost! If you want a boyfriend look round for someone who isn't married and isn't so weird.
2006-12-30 21:58:49 · answer #4 · answered by whitney 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends how much you like pork really-dunnit? plus, did he look better in your undies than you if so, you could always swap fash tips on the other hand, maybe you and the wife could slip HIM the pills get it on ,while he's asleep then dress him up in your undies slip a porker up his glory box take some piccies then when he comes round threaten to show his mates and violla instant *****!
2006-12-30 22:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by bolokbrudder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what Ive just read it sounds to me a little weird. It depends on how you view it but personally if a neighbour suggested that to me id tell him to *** off.
Go out with some mates and leave the weirdos to it.
2006-12-30 21:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Scatty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok well if youor thinking about going you must be curious i think the whole thing is preet damn weird.
I mean how did he get into your back garden and get your undies. he sounds to me like someone who should be locked up. What kind of man would give his wife pills so he could have sex with someone else.
2006-12-30 22:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by aoife k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO NOT GO!!! either he is just trying to have sex with you or he wants a threesome or something else weird. i mean, think about this cuz it don't make sense, a naked fancy dress party??? he made that up completely!
2006-12-30 22:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nelly be careful...you know sometimes people say "we are having a fancy dress party do come along" and you go as a tarty Elvis or something and everyone else is formally dressed and you feel a right **** all evening (but you stay anyway)....well I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself...so please make sure you wax all over and paint your toenails...have fun hon x
oh and clean out your belly button...mine was disgusting this morning x
2006-12-30 22:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How can one wear a fancy dress and be naked at the same time?
2006-12-31 13:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Knuckledragger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋