I like to live vicariously through others, without having the headaches or hangovers.
2006-12-30 20:41:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
And today is your lucky day. You have just stumbled upon a new company designed just for this need.........
DDAAHH
Designated Drinkers for Anonymous Alcoholics without Headaches or Hangovers
We can offer you a Designated Drinker to accompany you to your new year's eve spectacular and consume all your liquid refreshment without any harm every coming to you. And for those of you that are dateless, hey....... this kills two birds with one stone. We offer DD's in all shapes, sizes, genders and alcoholic consumption quantities. What? You say you need a 5'8" leggy blonde who can drink your buddies under the table? We got it! You need a 6'1" balding middle aged male with a beer gut? Today is your lucky day....... we have a surplus of those!!!!
All you have to do is pick up your DD, pay in full and then drop him or her off at the end of the night at our drive thru deposit center. The rest of the night is yours to party party party without the headache/hangover hassle the next morning!
Make your reservations now! DD's are going fast!
2006-12-30 23:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's a dumb idea. That's kinda like having a designated "sexer" (for lack of a better word): someone who has sex for you. Someone drinking for you is no where near drinking yourself. If you don't want to drink that's your decision, but don't don't drink because someone else is drinking for you.
And you can drink a moderate amount without getting getting drunk or a hangover. Just drink slow.
2006-12-31 05:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Eridani 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No there is such a thing as Alcohol poisoning, over drinking could cause this, it would be better not to drink at all or every one just drink in moderation, with one person as the designated driver.
2006-12-31 04:46:36 · answer #3 · answered by reshadow31 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah! LoL I will volunteer to be the Designated Drinker.
2006-12-31 04:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jayani Min-Yi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm answering this question so late. But I woke up naked with my foot stuck in the toilet. So I guess I helped you out. I think I had a good time, so by extension, so did you. Probably a very good time. Happy New Year
2007-01-02 08:41:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well if you enjoy watching drunk people or "feeling" drunk people, then go for it!! And when I say "feeling," I don't mean by touch, but "feeling" their drunken energy..I would assume that this is what you are talking about since you asked in such a way.
2006-12-31 04:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wanna put other people in danger of being dangerously intoxicated then it is not a good idea. Don't do unto others what other's don't want to do to you.
2006-12-31 04:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by babushcat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Every year it's the same thing....Eve gets pretty lit up, and then I try to take advantage of her...
2006-12-31 13:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO ONE WHO DRINKS IS SANE PERSON. DRINKING IS NOT ALLOWED TO HUMAN BEINGS. IT'S HORRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE ALCOHOLS.
TO CURSE YOUR NEW YEAR IT'S GOOD IDEA. BUT IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOURSELF, DRINKING IS NEVER GOOD.
QUIT DRINKING.
TO KNOW HOW, YOU MAY E-MAIL ME.
YOU MAY SAVE YOURSELF FREE OF CHARGE THROUGH SAHAJA YOGA.
2006-12-31 04:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by Dr_Nitin_SahajaYogee_Ujjain 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its DRIVER...best to stay home for drinking Avoid the drunks..
2006-12-31 04:42:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋